“Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner”
— favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

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the-tavros-nitram:

sasssprinkles:

theepichumor:

#Duck face #duck #face #hoodie #jacket #atom #molecules #P #blue #blue P

HOW ARE YOU HOLDING THEM ALL IN THERE?

Duck tape

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stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

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Q

Anonymous asked:

How did you know you were pansexual? I'm in my early twenties and have never had sex/kissed anyone before. I thought I was pansexual then gay, but now I'm not so sure. I could easily live without sex, but I'm definitely attracted to people. Just in a "I want to cuddle you and hold hands with you kind of way" not "I want to fuck you way"

A

I’m guessing you mean asexual? :3

I’ve never been interested in sex and physicality, and often find myself repulsed by it. I just honestly never cared. One day last year (when I was 18) I found an article describing asexuality and found that it fit me to a T, so I did some research and also joined aven and their boards, which really helped me a lot. When I explained it to my friends and family they completely understood, it was the perfect word to describe how I was.

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pistachiozombie:

crovvlhey:

princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

i’m crying WHAT

do yOIU FYCjKING UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTATN THIS POST IS TO ME 

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merlinwasslytherin:

misterkevo:

theadventuresofpam:

Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family

Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?

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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

“I wish you were in this room with me right now. I wish I could put my arms around you. I wish I could touch you.”
— Her (2013)

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madnessistheexcuse:

catie-does-things:

Sometimes I forget that Julie Andrews is an actress and not the ruler of a small European principality.

wait what

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heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

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mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

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“I’ve got a
lot of good
ideas but not
one that
will get me
through
August.”
— Eileen Myles  (via onlinebabe)

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