fanduhmbs:

gretatatas:

fanduhmbs:

The Fault in our Stars is one of my favorite books but I dare you to look me in the eye and tell me that Augustus’s cigaret metaphor is not a waste of money.

He uses the same pack of cigarettes how have none of you mother fuckers figured that out IT IS LIKE $7 HE JUST HAS ONE FUCKING PACK IT IS NOT LIKE HE USES A NEW FUCKING CIGARETTE EVERY TIME FUCK

And that is $7 he is never going to get back.

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

image

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

(via kingkth)

sapphira-doll:

thedarkforest:

Jane Marple Strawberry Label Square Dress.

Going to the top of the wishlist.

I love this so much!

de-es-ce-ha:

troublesneglectyou:

I don’t think that’s how you piano..

i bet it’s rachmaninov

(via byrnedtoastking)

malformalady:

A Chinese businessman hid two illegally built extra storeys on his penthouse suite with trees and plants. The penthouse already had a roofgarden, but it was increased in size to deceive neighbours and officials.

(via qvbit)

kingcheddarxvii:

Do they make these in my size

(via clafalle)

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

(via lykkelig-liten-narhval)

nihilisme:

ittybittylittleworld:

punkasslouis:

I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell

I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up

Go here and just, don’t waste any more money okay?

(via googlechromate)

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(via qvbit)